Total Medals Earned: 372 (From 72 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,765 Points
Medals Earned: 1/7 (25/270 points)
Medals Earned: 12/15 (180/280 points)
Medals Earned: 7/10 (60/95 points)
Medals Earned: 20/20 (125/125 points)
Medals Earned: 2/5 (35/135 points)
Medals Earned: 2/8 (30/290 points)
Medals Earned: 8/12 (300/500 points)
Medals Earned: 2/9 (10/60 points)
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/30 points)
Medals Earned: 5/8 (250/500 points)
Beat doug to his bloodiest.
Max upgrades in ale quality.
Max upgrades in weapons.
Beat a level past day 5 without losing any ale from doug.
Last up to day 15.
Earn over $2000 in one day.
Reach a score of 1 million
You have destroyed a shield with Professor Bomb!
You have completed the first and easiest level!
You have made a Monster Loonie!
You've killed with the mystic!
You have slain with the Professor Bomb!
You have poisoned someone with cop bat!
You are getting into the nitty-gritty!
You've killed a Rival!
You have killed an invader in the ritual chamber!
You've taken out a cop with a lunatic!
You've taken out a shield with a Detective Monster!
You killed a Rival with a Detective Monster!
You are way deep in it now!
You killed a Rival with a Mystic Monster!
You have completed the game! Amazing!
The fastest route isn't always the best one.
I think you missed a step in there somewhere...
Whoever dropped that quarter made a HUGE mistake.
Scorpion would be proud.
One of these days Alice... straight to the Moon!
I wish every lifeguard made his pool as safe as you!
What were you doing?
HEY! Watch where you are pointing that thing!
LOOK out for PoolSharks.
Duh Dum.... Duh Dum... Duh Dum Duh Dum Duh Dum Duh Dum!
Keep those nails trimmed
Kill. Everyone.
Reclaim you sunglasses
Sell out
Take out the trash
Don't let the bedbugs bite
Give birth
Do nothing
Die alone
Domo Arigato Mister...
Build-a-Mom
Save the planet
Enter the dragon
Dream big, little man
And bears, oh my!
Meow
Bee beautiful
Cock joke
Build all robots
Complete a robot with less than a minute on the clock
Let out all your aggression.
Beat the game.
Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
Reveal the true face of evil!
Defeat Madness Mode!
Reach chaos for the first time
Purchase the turret upgrade before the 8th day.
Buy the Atomic Bomb
Purchase all of the store upgrades.
Cause enough chaos to reach the x5 Multiplier
Save up $30,000 in earnings.
Beat the game before reaching the 20th Day
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Crush the Space Shuttle
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Watch out for PoolSharks.
Do you always go into things head first?
I think you missed a step in there.
Watch where you point that thing.
I need another quarter!
I wish every lifeguard was as good as you!
Once you go green...
Who needs a parachute?
An ending that's out of this world!
That's what really happened?
Complete 20 levels
Complete 10 levels
Complete the game
